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kada je to bilo?
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Kada sam prvi put počeo da razmišljam o tome
ubio moju ženu...
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Za one od vas koji nikada niste
ubio bilo koga...
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Da ti!
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Vi ljudi mirno gledate
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Nikada nećeš razmišljati o tome.
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Za tebe, gušenje nečijeg života
je skoro 100% neverovatno.
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Za nas da ubijamo narod, a ne udaramo
neko je skoro 100% neverovatan.
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Skoro...
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Oh... to je dobar osećaj. da...
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da... ja sam...
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Ja sam com...
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CM o tipu koji je
brzo u krevet.
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Dolazi za 3 sekunde.
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Yoko's Thought Up Commercial
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Um Blowingly Quick.
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Za brzi pristup internetu, ostvarite BRZINU!
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Nešto nije u redu?
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Ništa stvarno.
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Yoko, da li si napravio reklame?
u zadnje vrijeme?
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Možda.
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Možda onaj pivski?
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Kao oni profesionalni hrvanje
Amazon žene?
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Imaš me.
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Znao sam.
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Tako sam i mislio.
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Zašto?
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To je zevanje.
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Stvarno?
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Toliko dosadno da sam se umalo zagrizao.
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sta? Jesi li ljut?
Ti si ljut.
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nikako...
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Moje iskreno mišljenje je dragoceno, ha?
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Korisno je, zar ne?
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Ali taj je stvarno dosadan.
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Moji CM imaju određeni faktor ljubavi i mržnje.
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Sigurno ne.
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Cela država to mrzi.
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Nije nužno.
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Skoro sam zaboravio.
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sta?
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Pokušavaš me ubiti?
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Kako si me shvatio?
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Yoko...
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tvoji pazusi smrde.
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Moram zadržati dah da zadržim
od umiranja.
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Ako umrem, govorimo o ubistvu.
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Reci unazad, dobićeš REDRUM.
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Vidite li "The Shining"?
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Ubitačan smrad pazuha...
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Mogla bi ti ideja.
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Možete ga koristiti u svojim CM-ovima.
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Možda imam njuh za
komercijalno planiranje.
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Pa?
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Lako je biti pisac tekstova.
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Svako to može.
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moja crijeva...
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U redu.
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To je bio povjetarac.
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Ta kuća nije bila ni zaključana.
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Nevjerovatno.
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Kako smo se izvukli?
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Sačekaj.
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Ta-da! 1, 2, 3... 200.000 jena ili tako nešto.
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200.000 jena!
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Hej, šta je sledeće?
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Neke dame večeri?
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Osećaš li se dobro?
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Osećaš li se dobro?
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kada si, znaš,
koja ruka?
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Kada drkaš?
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Ja... moja desna ruka.
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Pitam se. Koji je to bio?
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Pazi!
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Ne provjeravajte svoj paket!
Ruke na 10 i 2!!
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S-s-izvini. Izvini.
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Uplašio si me.
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Mogu doći bez ruku.
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sta dodjavola? Kako?
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Sa ovim. Koncentracija.
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Slika!
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Budite realni!
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Ozbiljno!
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Ozbiljno?
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Govoreći o Božjem carstvu.
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Tako si novac, J.
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Carstvo čula.
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To bih voleo da vidim.
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Držite oči na cesti.
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S-s-izvini. Izvini.
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Približavamo se Nariti. Da li bi
smeta li vam da postavite svoja sjedišta uspravno?
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Oi. Vrati se ovamo.
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Koja je tvoja funkcija ovdje?
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Ja?
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Ja sam kabinski dežurni pa...
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Osiguravam da putnici imate
ugodan i bezbedan let. Valjda.
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Ne mislim na to.
Koja je vaša svrha života?
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sta radis
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Koja je vaša funkcija na ovoj planeti?
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Užasno mi je žao... To je jako teško,
kako da odgovorim?
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Nema potrebe da razmišljate o tome!
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Dobićete pogrešan odgovor.
Jednostavno odgovori.
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Pratite svoje instinkte i odgovorite.
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Čak i ako ja...
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10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
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Ali da si, na primjer, ja,
kako bi ti...
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Ne pitaj mene! Ne bockaj
u moje poslove!
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sta si ti
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Moja jebena majka?
Nema šanse da jesi!
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Šta sam ja, tvoj sin?
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Mislim da nije. Šta je s tobom!
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Zabrljao si u glavi?
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Ti ružna kučko!!
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Priznanica
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ja sam kuci.
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Dobrodošao kući, tata.
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Keiichi, jesi li još budan?
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Da.
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Još jedan kasni dan, ha?
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Kako je bilo prošlo?
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Kako je bilo šta?
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Aoyama karte... Hipnotizer.
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Oh, zaboravio sam.
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Zaboravili ste!
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Ne, nisam zaboravio, ja...
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sta? koji je to?
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Ta-da!
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Nema šanse.
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Da način.
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Bravo, tata.
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Da li ih je bilo teško kupiti?
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Naravno da jesu.
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Njegova emisija je veoma popularna.
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Kažu da hipnotiše
čitava publika.
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Stvarno?
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Znaš Kanako, ona...
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Ne, ne poznajem je.
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Razgovarao sam sa mamom.
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Kana-chan?
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Kanako je rekla prije nego što je otišla...
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Mislila je da je lažno.
Sada je tvrdokorni obožavatelj Aoyame.
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Aoyama je velika, ha?
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Visok je i dobro izgleda.
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I ja sam prilično visok.
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kada je to?
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sutra.
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Mi smo tako tamo.
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Imaš malu školu, sećaš se?
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Možda jesam, možda ne.
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Ne, možda o tome.
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Osim toga, nikad neću upisati fakultet.
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Prestani. Ti i tvoj stav je...
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Škola...
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Da?
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Zaboravi školu.
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U redu!
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Drži se dušo!
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To nije primjer za našu djecu.
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Hajde. Odradio sam svoje dupe
da dobijem ove karte.
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ali...
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Hajde da igramo hooky!
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OK. Ko je unutra?
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Yippee!
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Ponekad je potrebno da se deca opuste.
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Kakav mudar otac.
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Hvala tata.
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Hvala tata.
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Zar nisu koštali veliki novac?
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Ne baš.
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Predsjednik jednog od mojih velikih klijenata,
znate, g. Saito.
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Upoznali ste ga. Sjećaš se?
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Ne. Nikako.
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U svakom slučaju...
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Ima prijatelje u šou biznisu
i rekao je da mi duguje.
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To je moj račun i trebao bih
daj mu nesto ali...
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Ove premium karte skalpiraju
za 100.000 jena.
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Vau.
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Prodati?
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Hoćemo li ih prodati?
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Šta je s tim licem? Prestani.
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Hajde da prodamo.
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Prodati ili ne prodati.
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To je pitanje.
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A sada, lijek za ublažavanje bolova koji nije lijek
reklama za vaše gledanje.
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Najviše smo zadovoljni radom.
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Bićete više nego zadovoljni.
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Imate telefonski poziv.
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Reci im da čekaju.
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To je tvoja zena i hitno je...
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Da. Da.
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sta?
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Svetlo u kupatilu je ugašeno?
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Kako ide, J?
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Kao sat.
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Tako si novac, J.
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Moram uskoro dobiti posao.
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Šta fali ovom poslu?
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Mnogo toga nije u redu.
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Možda... Na primer, šta želiš da uradiš?
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Kao šta?
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Hoćeš? Imam nešto
Želim da uradim.
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Isuse...
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Off! Idiote!
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Moja loša.
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Kavaguči je.
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halo?
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Da... Ne, ne, ne, ne.
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Sada, ja sam, znaš...
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Ne, znaš, tako sam vezan...
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Da, pa... ne pitaj mene...
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OK. Ja ću nešto pokupiti
na putu kući.
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Hoćemo li pogledati?
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U redu onda?
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Uzivajte.
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O ne...
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Najveća audicija u mom životu i
Imam glavobolju koja se razdvaja...
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Dalje.
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Da.
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Možeš li plesati?
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Da.
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Hajde da plešemo. Pleši sa mnom. Ples.
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Evo muzike. OK.
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A sada. Muzika.
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Još, više. Jače. Teže.
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Teže.
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Jače. Da!
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Možeš bolje.
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Teže, teže.
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Brže.
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Teže!
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Još, više.
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Ne-Non za glavobolje.
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Nije ni blizu čega
tražili smo.
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A sada ako-ja-ne mogu-hipnotizirati-te
ti-pobjedi-1-milion-jena takmičenje.
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I od koga će izazivač
publika biti ovaj put?
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sada...
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ko ce to biti...
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Znojio sam se.
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Šta kažeš na oca
u sivom odelu tamo?
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Nema šanse?
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Stvarno?
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Ovo nikada nismo odobrili.
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Ovo je zabavnije.
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Nikad nisam rekao "neka bude zabavno".
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Kupci neće razumjeti
funkcionalnost našeg proizvoda.
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Dobro rečeno!
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To je aspirin, zar ne?
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Ima li neku drugu funkciju
nego ublažavanje glavobolje?
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Ima razne komponente.
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00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:15,242
Kao šta? Na primjer?
251
00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,816
Na primjer, kao...
252
00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:22,757
Kakav chamacallit prsten za pitu...
Kako se opet zove?
253
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,656
izopropilantipirin.
254
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,387
Vidi. Pro, pro, propylanti...
255
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,724
Ako ne razumes...
256
00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:31,560
kupac će se izgubiti
u tehnobrbljanju.
257
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:37,098
Reklame moraju biti zabavne.
U suprotnom, niko neće gledati.
258
00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:40,477
Jednostrano,
korporativna masturbacija je...
259
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,807
Masturbacija?
260
00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:47,048
Mi smo ti koji nosimo račun.
261
00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:52,319
Onda gubite novac
na dosadnim reklamama.
262
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,195
Predsedniče, telefon.
263
00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:00,527
Rekao sam "bez poziva!"
264
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,097
To je tvoja zena i hitno je...
265
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:05,934
Da. Da.
266
00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:11,398
60 ili 100 vati?
267
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:16,743
Rekao sam ti da nemam ni najmanjeg...
268
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:20,407
U svakom slučaju... Pogledajte...
269
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,753
sta? Ne možete do njega?
270
00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:28,886
Pa povuci stolicu tamo...
ta devojka...
271
00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:30,823
Misliš da sam pametan?
272
00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:35,255
Je li ovo mjesto Poorsville ili šta?
273
00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:39,392
Zato sam rekao kuća
susjedni je bio bolji.
274
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,595
Svi su isti.
275
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,898
Shirogane je to mjesto.
276
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:46,774
Ovdje smo tako...
277
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:50,874
Rekao si da ćemo postići gol, mlohavo kurac!
278
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,574
Nikad to nisam rekao.
279
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:53,707
Tako je.
280
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:54,876
Ne čoveče, nisam.
281
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,510
Jao! Prestani.
282
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,643
Moja, moja, moja jaja!
283
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:02,656
Jao! Lomiš mi rebra.
284
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:03,885
moja rebra...
285
00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,263
Morishita?
286
00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:10,830
Šta, šta?
287
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:12,431
sta je s tobom?
288
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:13,729
Stišaj glas.
289
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,095
Igranje karata.
290
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:16,435
Karte?
291
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,510
Vrištanje nad kartama.
Jesi li dijete ili sta?
292
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,405
Hajde da igramo ruku.
293
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:24,276
Ne igramo karte.
sta je s tobom?
294
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,609
Kopam karte.
295
00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,513
Nemoj i ti da počneš.
296
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,153
Owch!
297
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:18,032
Mogu li dobiti vaše ime gospodine?
298
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,195
Kobayashi.
299
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:25,535
G. Kobayashi. kako divno,
voljenu porodicu koju imate.
300
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:30,407
Prelepa ćerka, zgodan sin
i ljubazna supruga koja voli.
301
00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,983
Ali mi smo švorc.
302
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,083
Butt out.
303
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,457
Gospodine Kobayashi.
304
00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:46,096
Imam više od novčića.
305
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:57,340
Mr
Kobayashi, vrijeme je izazova.
306
00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:00,467
Molim vas, sedite.
307
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:54,789
Sada ću te hipnotizirati.
308
00:38:56,067 --> 00:39:04,475
Ako ne uspem, milion jena je tvoj,
G. Kobayashi.
309
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:05,705
U redu.
310
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,078
Idemo.
311
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:18,387
Pod mojom čarolijom, postaćeš ptica.
Molim te pogledaj moj prst.
312
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,747
Moram li?
313
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:29,127
Zatvaranje očiju ili...
314
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:34,132
ne radim ono što kažem
protiv pravila.
315
00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:35,439
Izvini.
316
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:41,436
Pogledaj moj prst.
317
00:39:42,613 --> 00:39:47,312
na tri,
postaćeš ptica.
318
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:37,200
G. Kobayashi?
319
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:43,836
tata?
320
00:40:57,988 --> 00:40:59,819
Pobijedili smo!
321
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:00,855
1 milion jena!
322
00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:01,855
Nema šanse?
323
00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:54,906
Večernje!
324
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,443
Ko, ko, ko si ti?
325
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,580
Koja je tvoja funkcija u životu?
326
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,951
Natjerati ribe da dođu.
327
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,459
Samo se šalim! Ja sam hipnotizer.
328
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:25,873
Inače, beskorisno.
329
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:31,247
Ti si... povredio moja osećanja.
330
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:42,686
Jesi li rekao 'sayonara' svojoj mami?
331
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:43,723
sta?
332
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,295
Jesi li rekao 'sayonara' svojoj mami?
333
00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:15,858
To je dobar osjećaj.
334
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,322
Još jedan.
335
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,376
Moj tata je još uvek ptica!
336
00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,617
Poništite hipnozu!
337
00:43:42,853 --> 00:43:44,377
Ne mogu... Izvinite...
338
00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:45,579
Hej!
339
00:44:08,846 --> 00:44:11,610
Yoko, zašto gledaš
tvoj sat?
340
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:17,119
Nema razloga... Šta daje
sa tim predsednikom?
341
00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:18,049
Hmm.
342
00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:21,316
Nemoj me 'hmm'. Znači odbijen je?
343
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:22,555
Da.
344
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,287
Nemoj me 'da'.
345
00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:25,827
sta ces da radis?
346
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:29,261
Možda ga malo promenite.
347
00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:30,958
Promijeniti koji dio?
348
00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:36,563
Možda smanjite faktor šale.
349
00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:39,899
Učinite proizvod lakšim za razumijevanje.
350
00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:40,840
Izašao sam.
351
00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:42,240
ha?
352
00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:43,846
Ako ga promeniš, ja izlazim.
353
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:45,306
Kako sebično.
354
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,850
Šta je sebično u tome?
355
00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,712
Mislim, sebično je od njih da...
356
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:50,582
Izlazim.
357
00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:51,946
Hajde, Yoko.
358
00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,387
Izađite iz taksija.
359
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,052
Vozaču, pusti me odavde.
360
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,793
Yoko, cekaj...
361
00:44:58,095 --> 00:44:59,221
Požuri.
362
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,194
Zaustavite se i otvorite vrata.
363
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:03,129
OK, OK... Pokret.
364
00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:04,799
Požuri.
365
00:45:08,605 --> 00:45:09,731
Yoko.
366
00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:15,837
Neću to mijenjati. ako ga mrze,
nabavi nekog drugog.
367
00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:19,446
I još nešto, ne zovi me
po mom imenu.
368
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:20,613
U redu.
369
00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:25,111
Spremni... kreni!
370
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,963
Pobijeđen sam.
371
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:39,328
Yippie!
372
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:42,835
Loša si! Prokletstvo!
373
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:43,668
Opet.
374
00:45:43,774 --> 00:45:44,365
U redu.
375
00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:45,839
Još jedan.
376
00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:46,840
Spreman... idi.
377
00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:53,710
Morishita!
378
00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:56,179
Zašto J?
379
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,948
Nema razloga.
380
00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,116
Oh?
381
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,661
Neko je kod kuće!
382
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,695
Ovo je loše.
383
00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:11,057
J! J! J!
384
00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:20,043
J, dobro mirišeš.
385
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,119
Zovi bolnicu!
386
00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,094
Koja bolnica?
387
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:43,632
Bilo gdje. Samo požuri!
388
00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:47,135
tata?
389
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,099
Gdje je tata?
390
00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:51,766
tata?
391
00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:54,676
Tata je otišao.
392
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:10,353
Tata, dođi ovamo.
393
00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:13,462
Ovuda.
394
00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:22,643
Zar ne bi trebalo da ide na posao?
395
00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:26,581
Kako je mogao?
396
00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:28,517
Ja ću brinuti za tatu.
397
00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:30,711
U redu.
398
00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:36,717
Ne govori nikome u školi.
399
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:38,755
Kao i ja.
400
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,651
Koja je tvoja funkcija u životu?
401
00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:12,248
Nemam.
402
00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:23,198
Pa ko je ubica?
403
00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:30,770
Ne postavljaj mi pitanja!
404
00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:32,301
Ne diraj se u moje poslove!
405
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:35,974
Zar nije prokleto očigledno?
Da li izgleda kao ubica?
406
00:53:36,112 --> 00:53:39,377
Je li ovo dosadno jebanje
liči na ubicu?
407
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:43,283
To sam ja, usput.
408
00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:49,181
Kad bi mogao da obavi posao,
zašto bih, jebote, leteo ovde?
409
00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:51,385
Shvati to čoveče.
410
00:53:51,528 --> 00:53:53,689
Ne postavljaj mi pitanja, seronjo!
411
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,865
Samo tako nastavi i udariću te.
412
00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,561
Udariću te.
413
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:02,564
Udariću te i šutnuti.
I ponovo te udario i udario.
414
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:05,165
Šutnuću te u jaja.
415
00:54:05,642 --> 00:54:10,272
Namazat ću te šupak.
416
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:11,945
Je li on sve to rekao?
417
00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:17,651
Kao da znaš? Čak i ne znaš
govori engleski!
418
00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:20,680
Koliko?
419
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,297
Koliko?
420
00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:34,368
1 milion jena.
421
00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:35,565
Gotovo.
422
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:39,604
Ali bez pank gangstera.
423
00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:41,772
Punk gangster?
424
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:47,514
U poslednje vreme, kada pravim TV reklame
Udružujem se sa inostranim režiserima.
425
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:51,176
Mislim da je njihov nivo visok.
426
00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:52,855
Nivo...
427
00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:55,581
Od profesionalizma.
Visoko, ali vredi.
428
00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:56,855
Visoka...
429
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,027
Sasvim.
430
00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,559
Uzmi stranog ubicu.
431
00:55:03,066 --> 00:55:03,896
Strani...
432
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,636
ti si koordinator,
pa se koordiniraj.
433
00:55:08,071 --> 00:55:09,800
Plaćam dovoljno.
434
00:55:11,107 --> 00:55:12,074
Možeš li to učiniti?
435
00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:13,673
Dajem sve od sebe.
436
00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:17,613
Dođavola hoćeš.
437
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,306
Prokleto pravo.
438
00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:21,314
Želim rezultate.
439
00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:22,949
Rezultati...
440
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:29,618
Uradi... njega.
441
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,559
Ja ću ga srediti.
442
00:55:39,235 --> 00:55:40,327
Koliko?
443
00:55:46,242 --> 00:55:47,334
1 milion jena.
444
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:51,838
1 milion jena. To je visoko.
445
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,347
Ali on je stranac.
446
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:55,245
pa...
447
00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:59,651
Pa sam ga doveo do kraja
iz Londona.
448
00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:02,291
To nije razlog.
449
00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:04,992
1 milion, ha?
450
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,759
Jebi ga. Izvini.
451
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,259
Možeš li sačekati minut?
452
00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:19,472
Dogovoriću se.
Molimo navedite svoju cijenu.
453
00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:20,876
10.000 jena.
454
00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:29,013
On prihvata.
455
00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:29,982
Jeste li sigurni?
456
00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:53,464
Šta je s tim?
457
00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:57,812
Napala me vrana.
458
00:56:58,148 --> 00:56:59,342
Ptica je to uradila?
459
00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:01,278
Da.
460
00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:03,409
Je li bolelo?
461
00:57:06,323 --> 00:57:10,259
Ne mnogo. Možda jesam
pretjerati.
462
00:57:12,028 --> 00:57:13,325
Krvariš.
463
00:57:15,031 --> 00:57:17,829
Vrani kljunovi su oštri.
464
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,742
Strašno, ha?
465
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:28,741
Prilično zastrašujuće.
466
00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:39,920
Hipnotizer ubijen!
467
00:57:51,234 --> 00:57:52,166
Dobrodošli.
468
00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:57,004
Pako rezanci.
469
00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:02,042
Jedna narudžba pako rezanaca,
zar ne?
470
00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:02,974
Da.
471
00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:04,111
Hvala.
472
00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:06,747
Volim ih.
473
00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:08,579
ha?
474
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,078
Pako rezanci.
475
00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:15,316
Dobar izbor.
476
00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:49,418
Osoba sa desnom stranom prema gore i
naopako lice.
477
00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:52,551
Dva lica se bore.
478
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,164
Yoko's Thought Up Commercial
479
00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,466
Italijanski burger obrok.
480
00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:02,093
Prestani sebično naređivati, seronjo.
481
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:03,432
Uzmi pako rezance, seronjo.
482
00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,403
Imao si ih juče.
483
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,567
Šta fali pako rezancima?
484
00:59:07,744 --> 00:59:09,405
Želim da ih jedem svaki dan.
485
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,843
Dostaće ti se od njih.
486
00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:12,448
Ne, neću!
487
00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:14,914
Pa, slušaj Kena Hiraija
svakodnevno.
488
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,109
Sviđa mi se Ken Hirai.
489
00:59:16,252 --> 00:59:17,981
Pa ja volim pako rezance.
490
00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:19,952
Nemojte ih porediti sa Kenom Hiraijem.
491
00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:20,953
Ista stvar.
492
00:59:21,124 --> 00:59:22,022
Ne, nije.
493
00:59:22,158 --> 00:59:23,420
Ista stvar, seronjo!
494
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,028
Dakle, isti su. Imaš me.
495
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,098
To je smiješno! Napraviću seriju.
496
00:59:37,273 --> 00:59:39,173
Yoko's Thought Up Commercial
497
00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:43,002
Pirinač ili hljeb?
498
00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:44,077
Rice. Rice!
499
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:45,044
Hleb.
500
00:59:45,148 --> 00:59:47,207
Je li hljeb sve što vaše lice može jesti?
501
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:48,784
Ne mešaj mi lice u to.
502
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:50,409
Pirinač za mene, dušo.
503
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,248
Pirinač, zar ne?
504
00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:51,877
Hleb.
505
00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:52,920
Prestani.
506
00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:54,012
Ti prestani.
507
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:54,749
Šta dođavola!
508
00:59:54,858 --> 00:59:56,257
Nemoj mi naređivati.
509
00:59:56,359 --> 00:59:58,452
Šta mislite o muzičkom biznisu?
510
00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:01,530
Koga briga! Ne pricamo
o tome.
511
01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:04,191
Nikada ni sa kim ne razgovaramo.
512
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:06,666
Govorimo o pirinču ili hljebu.
513
01:00:06,803 --> 01:00:07,735
Hleb za mene!
514
01:00:07,837 --> 01:00:09,236
Šta!
515
01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:50,574
Koja je tvoja funkcija u životu?
516
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:15,569
Hej uhhh...
517
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:24,405
Mogu li dobiti svjetlo?
518
01:01:49,806 --> 01:01:52,070
Nisi odavde, zar ne?
519
01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:56,575
Niko ovde ne silazi
ovoj ulici.
520
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:01,009
Znaš zašto?
521
01:02:01,851 --> 01:02:02,613
br.
522
01:02:02,819 --> 01:02:04,150
Želite li znati zašto?
523
01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:07,589
Jer je uklet.
524
01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:12,024
Duh je policajac.
525
01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,389
Vozi patrolni bicikl.
526
01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:21,136
Prilazi i traži svjetlo.
527
01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:27,142
Ako mu daš, gotov si.
528
01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,975
Šalim se čoveče!
529
01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:36,575
Imao sam te ha?
530
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:40,712
Udica, konopac i potop.
531
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,118
ha? sta?
532
01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:43,157
Light.
533
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,055
Light?
534
01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:44,888
Moj upaljač.
535
01:02:45,028 --> 01:02:46,290
Oh, tvoj upaljač.
536
01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:51,397
Imao sam te ha?
Udica, konopac i potop?
537
01:02:54,003 --> 01:02:54,799
Upaljač.
538
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,866
Imao sam te ha? Dobro sam te prevario.
539
01:03:00,977 --> 01:03:02,308
Ideš?
540
01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:04,738
Tako uskoro? Ideš, a?
541
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,882
Svi idu.
542
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:26,754
Požuri.
543
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:43,968
Pomozi mi.
544
01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:49,374
Pomozi mi.
545
01:06:16,339 --> 01:06:17,237
sta?
546
01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:55,533
Madam, teško je ovo reći...
547
01:07:55,872 --> 01:08:00,571
sta? šta je to?
548
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:06,275
Čini se da misli da je ptica.
549
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,413
Toliko znam.
550
01:08:18,861 --> 01:08:22,126
Čini se da je uzrok hipnoza.
551
01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:27,231
Znam i to.
552
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:35,676
Pa kako ga možete izliječiti?
553
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,210
Ne pitajte me, madam.
554
01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:41,674
pa madam...
555
01:08:47,356 --> 01:08:49,017
Yamaguchi, pogledaj.
556
01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:52,659
Najneobičniji slučaj.
557
01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:55,028
hm...
558
01:08:55,164 --> 01:08:56,893
Šta misliš?
559
01:08:57,099 --> 01:08:59,192
Izuzetno zanimljiv slučaj.
560
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:04,469
Prijavljeno je samo nekoliko ovakvih.
561
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:09,809
Godine 1968, Afroamerikanac iz sredine 20-ih
sa Floride, William Oldman...
562
01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:10,740
hm...
563
01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:12,176
Da?
564
01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:19,950
Kako mogu dobiti svog muža
vratiti u normalu?
565
01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:23,680
To bi bio medicinski otpad.
Je li tako, Yamaguchi?
566
01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:25,326
Potpuni otpad.
567
01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:26,323
U redu.
568
01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:30,556
Dozvolite nam da zadržimo vašeg muža
kao istraživački uzorak.
569
01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:33,231
Nema šanse!
570
01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:35,468
Odbila nas je.
571
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,503
To je šteta.
572
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,600
Ovaj crtež je Nakajima.
573
01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:44,910
Dobro je... Odlično ali...
574
01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:50,909
Pretpostavljam da je to malo normalno.
Da, previše normalno...
575
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:55,290
Ali normalno je dobro, ali...
Pa znaš.
576
01:09:56,225 --> 01:09:58,250
Sada Machidin crtež...
577
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,659
Dobro je... Zanimljivo, da...
578
01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:04,599
Stani. Nešto me je upravo pogodilo.
579
01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:11,639
Pa, što više gledam u to,
nije tako interesantno...
580
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:16,110
Malo normalno valjda.
581
01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:19,343
Šta ti misliš, Machida?
582
01:10:22,685 --> 01:10:27,054
Uopšte nije zanimljivo, ha?
Pa, znaš.
583
01:10:27,256 --> 01:10:29,952
Ali rekla je da je dobro.
584
01:10:31,193 --> 01:10:32,888
Kobayashijev crtež...
585
01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:35,327
Dobro je... Sjajno... da...
586
01:10:35,464 --> 01:10:38,399
Očevi su djeci kao Superman.
587
01:10:38,534 --> 01:10:42,300
Da, vidim to... Da, razumijem.
588
01:10:43,606 --> 01:10:46,404
Kaneko, šta je ovo?
589
01:10:46,609 --> 01:10:49,942
Mama to uvek kaže
Tata voli žene.
590
01:10:50,312 --> 01:10:54,271
Pa, nije normalno. Odlično ali...
591
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:58,883
Uh, pa, ne sviđa mi se.
592
01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:01,789
I Hoshinov crtež...
593
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:06,795
Da... Teško je...
594
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,345
sta dodjavola?
595
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:12,882
koji kurac?
596
01:14:13,415 --> 01:14:16,475
Sada glazura. Sve više i više.
597
01:14:16,652 --> 01:14:19,212
Kako tov.
598
01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:21,413
Sve više i više.
599
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,532
ja sam kuci.
600
01:14:35,571 --> 01:14:37,061
Gdje si bio?
601
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:38,463
To je tajna.
602
01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:52,151
Rekli su da razumeju.
603
01:14:52,288 --> 01:14:55,655
Da li stvarno razumiju?
Ali to ste rekli ranije...
604
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:59,253
Da, da.
605
01:15:00,829 --> 01:15:05,892
Da... Zaboravi.
U svakom slučaju, samo radi svoj posao.
606
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,136
Radite na Božić?
607
01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:17,935
Nešto nije u redu?
608
01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:20,745
Pogrešno radite na Božić?
609
01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:24,980
Ne, samo sam mislio da izgledaš pod stresom.
610
01:15:25,487 --> 01:15:27,284
Radiš, zar ne?
611
01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:30,358
Biti taksista je moj posao pa...
612
01:15:31,894 --> 01:15:33,452
pa...
613
01:15:33,862 --> 01:15:40,563
Za tebe je to u redu ali za nekoga ne
kao ja koji pravim reklame ha!
614
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,398
ne bih to rekao...
615
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,800
Šta onda govoriš?
616
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,465
Ispljuni!
617
01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:47,807
Požurite!
618
01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,769
Pa šta to govoriš?
619
01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:52,642
Samo sam... Žao mi je.
620
01:15:52,848 --> 01:15:54,475
Pogrešio sam.
621
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:59,119
Sledeći put ću biti pažljiviji.
622
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,252
Imaš me.
623
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:04,223
Žao mi je. Oprosti mi. Izvinite!
624
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:07,959
Iz poštovanja prema mojoj kosi, oprosti mi!
625
01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:09,962
Izvini... izvini.
626
01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:12,457
Yoko's Thought Up Commercial
627
01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:15,667
Dug dan, ha?
628
01:16:15,771 --> 01:16:16,465
Piće?
629
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,129
Dobra ideja.
630
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:18,798
Dvije vode.
631
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:21,573
Živjeli!
632
01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:25,741
Woooow!
633
01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:26,879
I hoooooow!
634
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:29,209
Voda čini dobro vašem tijelu.
635
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,747
To je smiješno.
636
01:16:49,671 --> 01:16:50,695
Šta je s tim?
637
01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:55,266
Zamalo da me siluju.
638
01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:58,070
Silovan? Od nekog tipa?
639
01:16:59,014 --> 01:16:59,810
Da.
640
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,072
U redu?
641
01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:03,914
šta je u redu?
642
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:06,378
Vaše tijelo i...
643
01:17:07,423 --> 01:17:09,891
"Skoro" silovana.
644
01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:11,257
Vidim.
645
01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:20,927
jučer...
646
01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:22,394
Video sam vranu.
647
01:17:22,771 --> 01:17:23,567
Opet?
648
01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:26,631
Znaš, juče je bio dan za smeće.
649
01:17:27,176 --> 01:17:29,303
Nisam znao ali u svakom slučaju...
650
01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:34,577
Vrana je ispustila vreću za smeće
na sred puta.
651
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:36,848
Na putu?
652
01:17:38,053 --> 01:17:40,146
Da, znaš li zašto?
653
01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:42,286
Nemam pojma.
654
01:17:44,226 --> 01:17:49,254
Onda dolazi auto i pregazi
vreću za smeće.
655
01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:50,420
Da.
656
01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:53,962
Onda se torba otvori.
657
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:54,931
Da.
658
01:17:56,738 --> 01:18:00,401
Onda vrana pojede ono što je izašlo
od torbe.
659
01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:02,677
Zaista.
660
01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:20,527
sta je ovo?
661
01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:31,267
Rak i škampi u seksu...
662
01:18:32,174 --> 01:18:34,165
Rađa se novi ukus...
663
01:18:34,676 --> 01:18:36,075
Reklama za grickalice.
664
01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:42,240
Dlake u nosu rastu od laži.
665
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:48,150
Vanzemaljac koji jede iz svoje zadnjice
i kaki iz usta...
666
01:18:49,091 --> 01:18:50,991
Prdeci su ga udarili u nos.
667
01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:59,398
Ni duše na vidiku.
668
01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:04,503
Pa, Božićno je veče...
669
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:09,340
sta?
670
01:19:09,711 --> 01:19:11,110
Mračan si.
671
01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,346
Zašto tako preplanuli?
672
01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:17,118
Zaista preplanuo.
673
01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:19,844
Previše preplanuli.
674
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,648
Jeste li bili na odmoru?
675
01:19:23,058 --> 01:19:24,082
Ne.
676
01:19:24,693 --> 01:19:26,661
Zašto si odjednom...
677
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:28,624
Idete u solarijum?
678
01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:30,288
Ne.
679
01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:31,829
Solarijum...
680
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:35,031
zar nisi ti.
681
01:19:36,305 --> 01:19:37,237
Isuse...
682
01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:40,739
Hej čovječe! Jesi li lud?
683
01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:43,440
Ovo nije telefonska govornica.
684
01:19:43,579 --> 01:19:45,103
Kawaguchi... Izvini.
685
01:19:45,247 --> 01:19:51,117
Zdravo... Hajde... ne, ne, ne, ne.
686
01:19:51,253 --> 01:19:53,881
Voliš da pričaš o seksu.
687
01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:57,720
ha? halo? halo?
688
01:19:58,894 --> 01:20:01,488
Imaš odlično tijelo, J.
689
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:05,631
Ah, hvala čovječe. Vježbam.
690
01:20:05,901 --> 01:20:06,890
Tako sam i mislio.
691
01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:08,595
Idete u teretanu?
692
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,102
Ne! Radim sklekove.
693
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:10,933
Sklekovi?
694
01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:13,303
Svaki dan radim sklekove.
Ovo ja radim.
695
01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:21,080
Jebi ga! Ovo ja radim.
696
01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:46,906
Morishita, zašto si tako preplanula?
697
01:20:47,109 --> 01:20:49,168
Samo baci.
698
01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,638
Nova devojka?
699
01:20:55,517 --> 01:21:00,113
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne...
700
01:21:00,289 --> 01:21:01,347
Ne, ne. Nema šanse.
701
01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:04,759
Zašto ne?
702
01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:06,319
Da?
703
01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:10,394
Devojke i ja se ne mešamo.
704
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,327
Kako to misliš?
705
01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:17,466
Prije mnogo godina, moja sestra i ja...
706
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,106
sta?
707
01:21:21,243 --> 01:21:22,005
ti sta?
708
01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:23,234
To je loše!
709
01:21:23,378 --> 01:21:24,106
Jako loše!
710
01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:26,908
Ti i tvoja sestra! Jako loše!!
711
01:21:27,082 --> 01:21:29,175
Hej, hej. šta je loše?
712
01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:34,082
U posljednje vrijeme tinejdžeri kažu 'loše'
kada znače 'dobro'. Toliko loše?
713
01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:35,280
Dobro značenje.
714
01:21:35,457 --> 01:21:36,583
Loše. Loše?
715
01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:39,787
Ja sam loš, znaš to.
716
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,863
ja sam loš. Jako loše.
717
01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:27,838
Reklama za dezodorans...
718
01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:31,110
Čovek sa psećim njuhom...
719
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,776
On se onesvijesti od mirisa svojih stopala.
720
01:22:36,551 --> 01:22:40,817
Momak velik kao konj
sa kondomom koji odgovara.
721
01:22:54,503 --> 01:22:55,993
Idemo.
722
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:57,264
Večera je servirana.
723
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,610
Tati: Sretan Božić
724
01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:44,945
Reklama za šampon...
725
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,714
Muškarac koji je zona seksualnog zadovoljstva
da li mu je skalp...
726
01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:50,220
Svaki put kada pere kosu,
onesvijesti se u agoniji.
727
01:23:52,127 --> 01:23:55,790
Kada se menstruacija devojci približi,
ona skače u stranu.
728
01:23:56,598 --> 01:23:57,963
Da li su F1 trkaci muski...
729
01:23:58,099 --> 01:23:58,997
ili žensko?
730
01:23:59,601 --> 01:24:01,660
Nije još jedan kviz?
731
01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:03,500
Kladim se.
732
01:24:03,638 --> 01:24:06,698
Jesu li F1 trkači, muškarci ili žene?
733
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,442
Ti i tvoji kvizovi.
734
01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:14,274
J, zabavi ovog tipa.
735
01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:16,609
OK. F1 trkači, ha?
736
01:24:16,852 --> 01:24:18,820
Kladim se. Muško ili žensko?
737
01:24:19,187 --> 01:24:21,155
F1 trkači, ha...
738
01:24:23,692 --> 01:24:25,785
Ovo je zeznuto.
739
01:24:26,094 --> 01:24:28,824
Odgovor je muško.
Znate li zašto?
740
01:24:29,531 --> 01:24:32,125
Muškarci su 'brzi'?
741
01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:36,162
Zatvori, ali nema cigare.
742
01:24:36,638 --> 01:24:40,096
Jer za trke su potrebne 'lopte'.
743
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,441
Balls?
744
01:24:42,878 --> 01:24:45,176
Lopte. Ove!
745
01:24:56,858 --> 01:24:59,793
Možda bi trebalo da ispitam tog tipa?
746
01:25:01,229 --> 01:25:03,094
Prestani, idiote.
747
01:25:03,298 --> 01:25:05,562
Izgledaju loše. Da se nisi usudio.
748
01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:07,429
'Loš' znači 'dobro', zar ne?
749
01:25:07,636 --> 01:25:09,763
Ozbiljno, ne radi to.
750
01:25:10,505 --> 01:25:15,442
Izvinite ali jesu li F1 trkaci,
muško ili žensko?
751
01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:36,653
Osećam se stvarno dobro sada
u ovoj sauni.
752
01:25:37,165 --> 01:25:38,598
Molim te ne pricaj sa mnom.
753
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,564
Ne znate odgovor, zar ne?
754
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:45,736
Pa šta je to? Muško ili žensko?
755
01:25:56,918 --> 01:26:02,584
Ne smiješ mi postavljati pitanja.
Ti idiote.
756
01:26:04,192 --> 01:26:07,355
Znao sam. Ne znam, zar ne?
757
01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:10,931
Odustati? Odustati?
758
01:26:12,233 --> 01:26:16,499
Odgovor je muško. Razlog je...
759
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:19,932
potrebna su muda.
760
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:25,546
Šteta.
761
01:26:25,747 --> 01:26:30,275
Sljedeće pitanje. je voz metak,
muško ili žensko?
762
01:26:40,462 --> 01:26:42,589
Rekao sam ti bez pitanja!
763
01:26:42,897 --> 01:26:47,357
Vratite se u svoje područje.
Izlazi! Prokletstvo!
764
01:26:47,502 --> 01:26:49,936
Ovaj put nema odustajanja.
765
01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:53,699
Pa šta je to? Muško ili žensko?
766
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:55,775
Pratite svoje instinkte.
767
01:27:02,484 --> 01:27:04,952
Jeste li gluvi? Rekao sam bez pitanja!
768
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:08,715
Dobro se oseća u sauni.
Prestani da me gnjaviš ili ću te ubiti.
769
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,324
Ti... ti homo.
770
01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:13,159
Jesi li homo?
771
01:27:15,897 --> 01:27:16,921
Ne trebaju nam homosi.
772
01:27:35,316 --> 01:27:37,250
Da li je i tvoj prijatelj homo?
773
01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:41,585
Ne! nisam homo...
774
01:27:53,735 --> 01:27:54,531
Ja sam gej!
775
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,926
J! jesi li dobro?
776
01:28:39,814 --> 01:28:41,509
Koja je m-m-moja funkcija u životu?
777
01:28:57,966 --> 01:28:59,490
Reklama za lijekove protiv bolova...
778
01:28:59,634 --> 01:29:01,932
Čoveka glava boli toliko da eksplodira...
779
01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:04,504
Njegov mozak leti BOOM, BANG!
780
01:30:03,698 --> 01:30:05,359
Vau!
781
01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:48,922
sta je sa...
782
01:32:49,530 --> 01:32:51,964
Kakva odjeća.
783
01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:51,656
Tako sam glup.
784
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:34,459
Pitam se kada će se izliječiti.
785
01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:37,995
Na ivici sam neuroze.
786
01:35:38,699 --> 01:35:40,724
Možda do Nove godine?
787
01:35:42,870 --> 01:35:46,362
Da li baka zna za tatu?
788
01:35:47,975 --> 01:35:51,433
Nisam joj rekao. Kako sam mogao?
789
01:35:52,246 --> 01:35:53,406
na kraju krajeva...
790
01:35:56,417 --> 01:35:58,510
ne možemo da je posetimo ovako.
791
01:35:59,787 --> 01:36:01,652
Ne, ne možemo.
792
01:36:05,226 --> 01:36:06,318
ovo ne može...
793
01:36:09,997 --> 01:36:12,056
go on forever, can it?
794
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,601
Ne govori takve stvari. On će biti dobro.
795
01:36:15,903 --> 01:36:16,767
Pitam se.
796
01:36:16,904 --> 01:36:17,893
On će biti dobro.
797
01:36:19,507 --> 01:36:20,565
Ne znam.
798
01:36:24,979 --> 01:36:25,946
On će biti dobro.
799
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:33,716
tata!
800
01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:49,827
Zašto se ovo desilo?!
801
01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:03,143
Rekao sam svojim prijateljima.
802
01:37:05,186 --> 01:37:09,384
Moj tata je tata, ali je i ptica.
803
01:37:12,059 --> 01:37:12,991
Keiichi.
804
01:37:17,098 --> 01:37:21,660
Neka deca su se smejala, ali...
Kaneko je rekao da je cool.
805
01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:33,310
„Tata ptica je isto kao
heroj animacije."
806
01:37:38,452 --> 01:37:42,855
"Može li tvoj tata letjeti?"
Rekao sam mu da hoće uskoro.
807
01:37:48,262 --> 01:37:52,926
U redu je sa mnom.
No matter what dad is.
808
01:38:15,723 --> 01:38:18,749
Sve se menja.
809
01:38:21,629 --> 01:38:26,157
To što je tata ptica zaista zavisi od toga
naša perspektiva.
810
01:38:28,669 --> 01:38:31,160
Tata se samo promenio.
811
01:38:32,473 --> 01:38:34,941
Dalje, moramo da se promenimo.
812
01:38:36,977 --> 01:38:40,003
Imati pticu tatu ima prednosti.
813
01:38:41,315 --> 01:38:43,613
Ne možemo biti tužni zauvijek.
814
01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:49,912
Trebalo bi da uživamo sa ptičjim tatom.
815
01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:54,485
Uostalom, život je kratak, zar ne?
816
01:38:56,097 --> 01:39:00,295
Nije koža sa mog nosa
ako nikad više ne jedem piletinu.
817
01:41:36,590 --> 01:41:37,386
Hej!
818
01:41:37,591 --> 01:41:39,218
Izvinite što vam smetam tako kasno, ali...
819
01:41:39,627 --> 01:41:43,085
Idem kuci i
Hteo sam da se pozdravim.
820
01:41:48,068 --> 01:41:52,368
Zahvaljujući vama, uspeo sam da nastupim
najvredniji posao.
821
01:41:52,740 --> 01:41:57,541
I ako postoji ikakva šansa da mogu
biti od koristi u budućnosti.
822
01:42:03,150 --> 01:42:05,345
Hvala ti puno.
823
01:42:05,619 --> 01:42:08,349
Evo malog znaka...
824
01:42:14,662 --> 01:42:19,190
Užasno mi je žao.
Čini se da sam pogriješio.
825
01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:20,597
Ne brini se.
826
01:42:21,268 --> 01:42:22,428
Ovo neće dugo trajati.
827
01:42:24,271 --> 01:42:27,968
Naravno, neće se naplaćivati.
Ovo neće dugo trajati.
828
01:42:41,121 --> 01:42:41,883
ha?
829
01:42:57,938 --> 01:42:58,700
halo?
830
01:43:01,775 --> 01:43:05,643
Zaista mi je žao. Moja greska.
831
01:43:07,881 --> 01:43:09,473
Ovaj put te neću iznevjeriti.
832
01:43:09,717 --> 01:43:11,275
Rekao sam zaboraviti na to.
833
01:43:14,088 --> 01:43:15,919
Zaboravi na to.
834
01:43:16,590 --> 01:43:17,648
Gdje si?!
835
01:43:18,158 --> 01:43:20,490
Rekao sam zaboraviti na to. Stani!
836
01:43:24,665 --> 01:43:25,654
Nema potrebe za brigom.
837
01:43:25,799 --> 01:43:27,426
Biću gotova uskoro.
838
01:43:27,568 --> 01:43:29,627
Rekao sam ne. Zaboravi.
839
01:43:30,471 --> 01:43:31,768
Našli smo je.
840
01:43:33,574 --> 01:43:34,336
Stani!
841
01:52:18,298 --> 01:52:24,294
Šta... mogu da uradim za tebe danas?
842
01:52:28,909 --> 01:52:30,604
Ta fotografija...
843
01:52:32,112 --> 01:52:35,275
Zaista lepo snimljeno, ha?
844
01:52:40,220 --> 01:52:45,180
ako zelis,
Daću ti jednu.
845
01:52:47,494 --> 01:52:51,931
H-Sačekaj.
W-W-W-Šta to radiš?
846
01:52:54,801 --> 01:52:56,496
šta radiš?
847
01:52:58,805 --> 01:53:00,170
Ja? Pitam se.
848
01:53:14,988 --> 01:53:18,446
sta? sta radis
849
01:53:19,226 --> 01:53:20,853
Visoko smo gore.